Premier League Poker Caption Competition

[MatchroomPoker]

We have 3 copies of "Winning Poker" DVD's to give away with Jesse May, Tony G and Noah Boeken.

All you have to do is come up with a caption for the picture below and the top three will each receive a DVD.

Nothing too DIRTY!!!

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1413/mt8t7052ly2.jpg

[SikSkandi]

"It's all about the 3-ball baby - don't tell me you don't want a bit of the Fish"

[Repopthelot]

"What do you mean is my hair real!"

[robgibraltar]

"Even Annie knows they're huge. Oh...you mean my hand?"

[Badbeatcental]

I'd love to watch you two get it on..

[thesnake]

"Listen baby, you are way too old for the Fish."

[robgibraltar]

can I submit 2? If not, go with this one pls:

"Vicky is intrigued when Annie suggests Devilfish demonstrates his infamous 'no handed push' technique."

[MadMarty]

in three weeks this suit will be payed for

[TaurustheBull]

"Trust me.....it really is this long"

[braceletdreamer]

Could I interest you in a Werthers Original little girl?

[Indestructable]

I tell you, I have been playing guitar heroes so much my hands are stuck like this. :)

[MatchroomPoker]

Congratulations to the winners of the caption competition : Repopthelot, Robgibraltar and Indestructable!

They will all receive copies of the Winning Poker DVD with Jesse May, Tony G and Noah Boeken.

[robgibraltar]

Awesome - thank you guys, will look forward to it :)

I'd also like to thank my agent, my publicist, my masseuse, and whilst I'm at it I'd like to sack my dietician and quit-smoking-counsellor.......

[Indestructable]

Nice one.
I will watch the dvd, learn how to be a better player. I will then win the poker million sat at Leyton Orient, go on to win the million final. Get in. :)

[robgibraltar]

That's cool indy - I'll allow you to take the second ticket to the main event :)

[Indestructable]

DVD received, thanks. :)

[robgibraltar]

yes picked mine up today too thank you!

[braceletdreamer]

new caption comp please!